Molvania

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The Molvanîan people are portrayed as being generally rude, dirty, and at times slightly psychotic, with numerous bizarre and illogical beliefs and traditions. The country's patron saint is Fyodor. Foreign Queasine: Many of the dishes discussed in the guides range from mildly off-putting to absolutely revolting. Taxis used to be a nightmare throughout the Eastern Steppes region but are now properly regulated. In Lublova all cabs must be licensed and fumigated at least once a month. Drivers are also obliged to have their photo ID on constant display, showing name, licence number and proof they've recently attended an anger management class." (to be introduced in London? Please?) Beethoven Was an Alien Spy: Molvanîans claim, among other things, that one of the thieves which were crucified next to Jesus was Molvanîan and that the 30 pieces of silver given to Judas actually came from the town of Dzrebo. The Performer King: King Tralanhng fancies himself a talented musician and composer. The reality is very different. Likely a parody of King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand's musical achievements.

Once, Molvania was infamous throughout the world: Tacitus wrote of it in AD60 that "you would have to travel many miles to find more argumentative, unruly and uncultured tribes". But today the only people who talk about Molvania are professional travellers in search of the obscure and least-trodden, the kind of people who enjoy hitching a ride on the belching coal barges that ply the Bugski canal (in the bottom left-hand corner of Belarus). The few visitors who make it to Molvania go because it has shunned the comforts of modernity, remaining in a state of suspended animation, one of the last former Soviet satellites yet to be homogenised by the euro, McDonald's or Simon Cowell. In 1862, after diplomatic missions that helped remove opposition to the action, the United Principalities (the basis of modern Romania) was formally created, and instituted Cuza as Domnitor – thus officially ending the existence of the Principality of Moldavia. All other pending legal matters were clarified after the replacement of Cuza with Carol of Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen in April 1866, and the creation of an independent Kingdom of Romania in 1881. Fake Shemp: El Pauncho Lives! was shot several months after the death of the title character's actor. His replacement was a poorly-matched body double who spent much of his screentime falling off a horse in long-shots. the Gothic Mulda ( Gothic: 𐌼𐌿𐌻𐌳𐌰, ᛗᚢᛚᛞᚨ) meaning 'dust', 'dirt' (cognate with the English mould), referring to the river.Morton's Fork: La Diabla flogged one young man for making sexual advances towards her, and another for failing to do so. Just to the north of Svetranj, at 1120 Sv Livisnki Obala, you will find a humble-looking stone residence that was actually the birthplace and childhood home of Djar Rzeumerten, arguably Molvania's most famous philosopher. Born in 1768, Rzeumerten's greatest achievement was to prove that he did not exist. Cavalerii Apocalipsului: Calamitatile Naturale Din Trecutul Romaniei (Pana La 1800), Paul Cernovodeanu, Paul Binder, 1993, ISBN 973-95477-3-7, Romanian Edition

French Jerk: Philippe acts condescendingly to basically everyone he meets. Downplayed, as he doesn't use french words, unlike Jonathan.

Transnational Issues

In 1595, the rise of the Movilești boyars to the throne with Ieremia Movilă coincided with the start of frequent anti-Ottoman and anti- Habsburg military expeditions of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth into Moldavian territory (see Moldavian Magnate Wars), and rivalries between pretenders to the Moldavian throne encouraged by the three competing powers. Panaitescu, Petre P. (1965). Începuturile şi biruinţa scrisului în limba română (in Romanian). Editura Academiei Bucureşti. p.5.