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Funny Mother's Day Birthday Card Funny Cheeky Rude Mum Mummy Ugly Kids M25

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Well, according to a 2017 study from the Medical University of Vienna, it might mean that you're intelligent. That's right, enjoying humor that's dark, offensive, and really, really rude—like every yo mama joke ever written—could indicate a higher-than-usual IQ. That is, as long as it's clearly meant as a joke, and you never try to make a convincing case to a pal about why his mama is so ugly. There's a big difference between being funny and being a jerk.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: "Concentrate." However, I have found it gets less awful as I age - I'm grateful to be invisible, merged into the general grey mass of middle-aged women (not to say no middle aged women retain their beauty, but the number grows smaller with age). yo mama sooo ugly when the eclipse happened no body needed to stay inside or wear special glasses to look at the eclipse 'cause everyone was already blind by yo mama's ugliness. Your Mama's so ugly when yo daddy took her to a restaurant the waiter said "Sorry, no dogs allowed."Yo mama has so many warts in her mouth that you can read you're ugly in braille when she kisses you. Yo mama so ugly your dad drinks at a bar and looks at her picture till she looks good before he goes home. .

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama. I did find the atmosphere of spanking that was around in every facet of cultural life quite exciting; forbidden, terrifying, and yet intriguing. At my primary school I was once sent to the headmaster for playfully spanking a girl’s bottom – but instead of getting the cane (which is what usually happened if you were sent to the head) he just scooped me up in one movement, slapped my behind three times and told me to never to do that again. I was otherwise a model pupil, so I guess I’d earned some credit points. Yo mama so ugly she cant even have a good conversation with sumbody with letting them run away first Yo mama is so ugly, she was on the cover of Ripley's Believe It Or Not as "The Most Terrifying Creature To Date." Yo momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"Yo mama is so ugly she walked in a restaurant the grade from the health inspector went from an A to a Z.

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