A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra: A compendium of the best jokes, gags and one-liners

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Why did the dyslexic person bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the “roof”! Did ya hear about the dyslexic book sales man who tried selling a documentary titled "The Waste Land" by S. Toilet?

She’d only been working at the clinic for two days when one doctor called the other into his office and said they’d have get rid of Nurse Nora. I went to a dyslexic rave last night. Everyone was taking F’s and a a bloke in the corner was trying to inject a Heron. I came home from work tonight to find a note from my girlfriend which said, “I’m leaving you because you’re so stupid and bigoted.” There's two Dyslexic's in a bar and one say's "Can you smell gas" so the other replies "Are you taking the piss I can't smell my own name" :Two doctors in practice in a small town clinic in Bluebell had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit. I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.

Here we have a collection that is not for the faint-hearted! So are you ready for some nasty jokes that are the funniest? Brace yourselves, here we come! He began by paying a visit to the home of a soccer mom who had a broken dishwasher. He inquired, “Are you the woman with the busted wishdasher?” She was, and she didn’t correct him because she didn’t want to offend him. He repaired the appliance, was paid, and then left. Not quite a dyslexia story...more like one of those puzzles "Puzzlemaster" Will Shortz posits on NPR on Sunday mornings..."Take the name of a Broadway Theatre; drop its last two letters; double one of the remaining letters; scramble those letters and you get the name of another Broadway theatre...amd here's a hint for all you non-New Yorkers: these theatres are right across the street from one another. If you know the answer, drop us a line..."Brace yourself for a rapid-fire series of laughter-inducing moments that will have you quoting these one-liners for days to come.

LPT: If you know somebody with dyslexia that uses public transport, offer to help them read their timetable to prevent any mixups. Whoops, wrong bus. Why was the dyslexic teacher always smiling? Because they believed in “Dalmatians” instead of “limitations!”Conversely, these type of jokes can be simple. The shortest joke I know happens to be a dyslexia joke: