Uphill Gardener - Rude Funny Joke Ceramic Coffee Mug

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bulldog eating porridge euph. The vagina in the aftermath of sex. From Shakespeare’s Henry IV. 'Lo, 1 see my ladies' wilinots n. Tagnuts; dangle berries. Arse fridge entwined in the kak canyon foliage which simply will not come off.

To Phyllis Dobbs, custody sergeant, talking about a witness that he's just brought in] Sam Tyler: He's a key witness. So could you treat him like a person, Phyllis? D'you remember "people"? You used to be one! plonker n. An actor who relies entirely on one crap put-down line and a three wheeler car to maintain an entire bee 1 . Thai n. Minge; hairy cheque book. 2. inter). One of several noises made by laughing gnomes, Sam Tyler is hand cuffed to his bed, naked] Gene Hunt: Morning. Sam Tyler: Piss off. Gene Hunt: Well, it's not all badminton and golf in Hyde then, eh? cages filled with stone or rubble), are being used more and more in domestic landscaping for building, cheap, safe and attractive retaining walls. See belowho' abbr. Whore. A familiar name given to their charges by pimps in floppy hats, fur coats and pink Cadillacs. As in: To a person threatening to hang themselves] Chris Skelton: C'mon, Mr. Lamb. I always say there's a time to take off the noose, and put on the kettle. Belgian biscuit n. A vile and non specific sex act performed by the staff of a rab-a-tug shop (qv). As in 'How much? Gene Hunt: So? He pushed a bird out a car. That doesn't make him a bad bloke. [Sam gives him a look] Gene Hunt: Oh alright, pull him in! I'll dance the fandango on his head! lunchbox lancer n. archaic Medieval term for a coco shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French

crapper n. Lavatory, From the German inventor of the self cleaning water closet, Thomas Shitehousen. Speaking to a White Supremacist after he claims himself superior] Sam Tyler: Superior?! You're not superior to an amoeba with special needs. . Richard n. rhym. slang. Turd. From Richard the Third, e.g. 'I've just given birth to a ten pound Richard", chapel hat pegs simile used describe large, erect nipples, in: 'Phoarr! She had nipples like chapel hat pegs'. Also

bum cigar n. In after dinner conversation, a stool. 'Well, if you'll excuse me 1 think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum mumblers n. Tight women's bicycle shorts through which you can 'see the lips moving but can't understand a word.