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Unloading at the Wedding: Female Poop Desperation Short Stories

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It was 2003, senior year of high school. I was at another school for an extracurricular activity with some classmates and a bunch of students from other schools, when a break was called. I drink a lot of water, and as is typical, I was bursting for a pee. I also hadn't pooped yet that day and was gassy as a result. My sister was relieved that she didn't have to walk around with a full ???? anymore. Later that day when we got home, my mom told me how proud she was of me for being brave enough to go in the fitting room. She also apologized for not finding a bathroom earlier, and promised to be more careful next time we went out. I already asked you some questions about your pooping two months ago, that's to say, in the middle of September. And now I'd like to ask you a few questions more, if you don't mind. Have you worn light colored or white underwear in the last three months and not gotten a skidmark? Hahahahahaha

With the advent of social media, interpersonal relations have declined substantially. The last three items deal with how to treat your fellow man. Consisting of mainly moral and ethical issues, the following clarifications have been collected and bundled over the years: Just like Darlene, I'm proud of my full bladder. And just like Darlene, I'm often peeing far longer than everyone else. But if you catch me on a good day, you might just never see me come out of the bathrooms. It just feels so good to let it all out, and these bathrooms are usually loud and busy, so I usually don't worry about others hearing me. They are surprisingly clean also which is always a plus. We have question to Annie. Sorry that we are so stupid bad girls, but we can't find anywhere the reason why you always take Walmart bag with you to loo when you do motion. What is signify of Walmart bag? Have you worn light colored or white underwear in the last three months and not gotten a skidmark? Yes, But I would either shower after I pooped or use the bidet we have at home A1: 5-10 minutes is typical, sometimes upwards of 30 minutes if it is extremely large and impacted. I take however long I need to do the job and thoroughly wipe without rushing, but don't generally wait around or take my time deliberately either. However long it takes to comfortably come out in as little time as possible.Last year when we were arriving a woman in her mid thirties was walking out of the women's room. My wife went and I proceeded to enter our respective rooms. I put the flashlight in the hole to view the pit because my wife really needed to go. Imagine my surprise when I saw a fresh pair of panties still steaming from the heat. Must be the girl that we saw leaving didn't make it. I recognized the voice as my teacher/chaperone who was heading the activity I was participating in, but I didn't know what to say. I flushed, and as I was washing my hands, I heard him rolling the toilet paper. Hi all. Got up this morning, went pee and brushed my teeth then went upstairs for breakfast. Had some kind of clear soup with pineapple, pale meatballs, sweet potato chopped up, mini shrimp, rice, dates, peas, chili peppers, etc. Took quite a while to eat. After breakfast (about 9:45) I took my medications, grabbed my Walmart bag and water jar, thanked my caregiver and went downstairs. Surfed the net on my phone until about 5-10 minutes ago when I got the urge to poop. These two are all I have time to share now. As I noted, I had another good poop yesterday and today. I will aim to share those tomorrow. For now, I hope everyone has a great week and great Thanksgiving. So happy to continue to ready the updates from my friends! Love you Willa, Arrow, Jenny!

My turd dropped in and made a loud *bloosh* just before they flushed. They washed their hands and left. Now, I have a great relationship with Steve's parents and everyone else who was there. But I also (for everyone's sake) didn't want to take an absolutely ginormous poop in the only guest bathroom. Esme…wonderful story! You have such a great way with words in describing such a pleasurable experience! Also very happy for you that you got to hear some other girls plopping along with you…sounds like you had a lovely day! I can't really say because, a lot of the times the women restrooms can be worse than the men's. I've used the men's restrooms plenty of time because I couldn't wait for the women's restroom. Have you ever a situation, as you sit down on the toilet for poopingand begin to push, but you can't push your poop out? And have you situations as you have to push for a long time during your pooping? If you had such situations, do you perceive it as a positive or a negative thing?Most years, we have Thanksgiving at our place. But this year, we're at my in-laws. Steve's parents' house. It was me, Steve, his parents, his sister and her husband, and several cousins. Darlene How is it possible that 900 ml. My pee impresses you since you pee a lot more yourself, even though I'm a man. I usually pee about 300 ml. When my bladder is really full, I pee 600 ml. I also have a 1000ml container, but it's big enough for me. Do I usually poop when I need to and do I try to poop if I have no urge?-I only go when I have an urge. Otherwise I can't do it

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