Norpro Nut Chopper

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When you get zapped by electricity, the tissues in your body offers very little resistance to the electrons flowing through them. That pain is every neuron the electrons touch, telling your brain how unpleasant it is to be a conductor of electricity. It’s also potentially damaging your cells at a microscopic level, so those neurons are screaming at your brain, MAKE THIS STOP! Another way is full-weight ball standing. Sadly, I have yet to get a boy to consent to me filming that, nonetheless it’s so much fun to do! I’ve even done it whilst taking a shower! Talk about effortless. Next up we have the lemon squeezer, a personal favourite of mine. I love this because they make it so easy to squeeze guy’s nutmeat. It’s like they were designed to be used on balls! The leverage I get from just an absolutely tiny bit of applied force causes absolutely mind-bending agony (that’s what it looks like). Just watch one of my ballbois trapped in my lemon squeezer for literally a few seconds, making his voice involuntarily rises two octaves to almost a squeak as he pleads desperately for mercy. Can a girl even have any more fun than that?! He never agreed to ball-death so unfortunately I decide to stop, but not before he veritably screams the safe-word at me, not once, but twice before I let him free. Trust me, I know what a testiball can take, so shut up and take it. I’ll let you know when I’m finished. (Also no joke but lots of guys end up saying the safeword and then afterwards they were like “I didn’t mean it”– that’s confusing!!) For you, wave after increasing wave of nausea assaults you as you struggle in and out of consciousness. It’s not pretty, and usually at this point I’ll start to untie you. I don’t want you drowning in ballpuke or something sordid like that. I am a nice lady after all.

The following are the two most important factors to help you decide the best nut chopper for almonds, walnuts, and peanuts. Quality Do you just want to chop nuts or grind or both? How fine or coarse do you like your chopped nuts? The last thing you want is a nut chopper that doesn’t do what you want. To make things easier, you can soak the hard nuts in water for a while before chopping to soften them. Pestle and mortar: Made up of a heavy bowl (mortar) and a club-shaped tool (pestle), this is a primitive and centuries-old means of grinding spices and other foods. These come in a range of sizes, from small ones no bigger than a teacup to large Mexican molcajete. Pestle and mortars are versatile as both dry and wet mixes can be ground in them. So anyway, where were we? Ah yes, the different ways to crush testicles. I have a few. One is with a vice thats specifically made for squishing balls flat, like ugly little pancakes. Mechanical, effective, and so extremely painful that professional torturers have used them for Millenia to extract information from unfortunate males. A wonderful way to go, except it’s still kinda hard to make them pop in there.

If you do a lot of baking, a nut chopper is an excellent time-saver! Choosing the Best Nut Chopper – Features to Ponder Over Spice mill: Like the pestle and mortar, a spice mill is manual. These have a similar design to a pepper mill in that the device is hand-cranked and the ground spices come out of the bottom. They’re a great option if you’re looking to grind small amounts. Spice mills are not suitable for wet ingredients.

I couldn’t be bothered to deal with taking off the elastrator band, since that’s kind of difficult and I’d rather him accidentally cut his balls with the scissors than me. One of the things that ladies forget when they’re jumping on testes is that since only roughly 222N of force is required to pop one, if you’re jumping on both with more than double that, sometimes they can both suddenly pop at once! When one nut pops it turns instantly inside out and ballgoo pumps out of the nut and into the scrotum, suddenly all the force is now on the other one, which of course immediately gives up the ghost and now you’re a double nut eunuch. Whoops, sorry not sorry. Isn’t that what you wanted anyway? You got two for the price of one I guess, congrats. In case you don’t know, an elastrator is a tool used to “harmlessly” castrate farm animals. The great thing about it is it cuts off the blood supply super easily, which immobilises the unfortunate male animal. Even a human can’t remove the bands without a knife. I had forgot to set a timer at the beginning so I had no idea how long I’d been playing with his nuts by now. Whoops! So, I decided to release him. There have been a fair few studies done about human testicles by mostly male scientists who are very concerned about what the maximum force allowable is before testicles rupture. According to a peer-reviewed study for sports health, “a 50 lbs force or 222 newtons is needed to rupture the protective outer tunica albuginea of direct force. The testicle ruptures when force is applied through the organ that is “trapped” against the pelvis bone, protective cup, or inner thigh.”The best way to make sure I really ‘go to town’ on your balls is to make sure you’re completely bound and gagged. That way you can’t change your mind or try to yell out annoying words. The best you can muster is a weak-ass “Ftop! Fleafe! Ftop!”. Welp, I’m sorry bud but I don’t speak whatever language that is! How many times did I zap his balls? I forget, but it was many times. The air in the room smelled like ozone and burning when I was done. Anyway, there are as many ways to completely bind and gag a nut-perv as your imagination can allow, but the main thing is that I abuse the testicles absolutely mercilessly, to get them to the proper point of sensitivity and take them to their absolute limits of ruination. When you beat them for half an hour and they’ve swollen anywhere from 50% to 200% that’s when they’re just right for comfortable full weight ball standing! Err yes, comfortable for me, not you. They’re like a big old spongey fluffy pillow down there for me to relax my feet on… I hear this sort of request from a lot of guys. So much more than you’d think. If I was a silly boy as well as a completely depraved ball-pervert like you, I’d say I want to experience total nut agony, but that’s so easy to do and you don’t even have to come near ball-popping stresses to get that. But alas, when one of these boys says to destroy them, it’s sometimes really hard to pass up an opportunity like that. So I am known to oblige. It’s endless fun to see how much those big balls of fun can take, the only bad part is when I have to stop. I beat his balls with some hard punches and slaps to get them a bit swollen and wake them up some. He’s being a bit loud, so I cover his face with a pillow.

If you’re using roasted nuts, make sure you cool them before putting them in the chopper. Some choppers may not be able to take the heat well. Finished? Did it hurt? Of course it did. But, that was nothing compared to what I do. It’s important for you to do these exercises I recommend, for reference. And also because it’s good for your ball-pain craving mind. They're not life threatening. The worst case is that you lose a testicle or both testicles. But I've never had a situation where a guy loses both.If I filmed these kinda events, it would be for some kinda boring viewing. You’d just see a guy on the floor looking all pathetic and me getting more and more bored waiting for him to recover LOL, so the idea is to create videos that are entertaining, and with an experimental element of “What’s going to happen?” because we try lots of new things together on camera, and find out! 😊 But when it comes to chopping more than a handful, it can be timeconsuming, especially if you don’t have good knife skills. But there is a better way to chop almonds, walnuts, peanuts, and a variety of other nuts – the nut chopper!