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Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot. Buzzed Brain Busters (Question-and-Answer Puns on Alcohol) You don’t need to gift me anything fancy on Christmas day. Just a bottle of gin and I’ll be merry the whole day!
The UK may be going through a troubled time, but one Yorkshire gin maker is trying to see the lighter side of life.
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I had a gin and tonic before my flight, but it didn’t take off until I had another. That’s called a gin delay.
The bartender made a great gin and tonic, but he ruined it by adding too much ginuinely bad attitude. What time does the drinking team arrive?” – This question is asked by the character Bruce Wayne in the movie “Justice League” and is a subtle gin reference. Kids nowadays think they’re all that when they start drinking but they don’t even drink the good stuff like gin. I used to party so hard every Friday but now, all I want is to spend my weekends in my room and drink my gin. It’s Friday. This evening, I will become a her and rescue some gin that is trapped in a bottle.” – AnonymousIt follows the lead of other digital events which are springing up to replace our usual pub or bar interactions, for example #TheVirtualHappyHour campaign. The best way to spread Christmas ‘cheers’ is drinking loads for all to fear… [yes we used this to start off our article, and no we are not ashamed]
If you’re ever nervous about trying a new gin, just remember that ginspiration can come from anywhere. “Pour-Some-Fun into Your Life: Gin-spirational Pun Juxtapositions” The Proseccos – A fictional family name pun on “The Sopranos. Stirred and Slurred: Spoonerisms with Alcohol Puns I can’t buy cheap liquor anymore,” said Tom, dis-Tom-fortably. Tipsy Wordplay: Oxymoronic Alcohol Puns In a nutshell, gin puns are wordplay that involves the name of the gin, its ingredients, or even its history. They can be categorized as short puns, one-liner puns, or funny puns. Gin puns could be in the form of jokes or puns that use the word gin creatively, often with a humorous outlook. Gin puns can make excellent social media captions, funny toasts, or endless inside jokes with your fellow gin enthusiast friends. Best Short Gin PunsI’ve made a lot of questionable choices in my life- but drinking gin is definitely not one of them! I don’t always drink to excess, but when I do, it’s on purpose.” A Booze Cruise through Pun Juxtapositions Do you know why I never get too drunk at the beach? Because there is always someone to wine and beach with me.
You know what they say about a girl who drinks gin: she’s got a heart of gold (and a liver of steel).Why was King Midas scared of gin? He knew he could turn water into gin tonic, but it’s better to leave it to the pros. My office has just started a Gin and Tonic elevenses scheme. It takes place at my desk and I'm the only person who knows about it. Whether to add as a final touch to a cute wine gift, or for an IG caption featuring your preferred sips, here are some festive wine/beer puns that Yule love:
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