The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. Normally I'd wish you a great trip, but in this case it's more appropriate to say 'Gan canny, like'!

Of course, Newcastle supporters would be better off singing songs about our own team for sure and really there isn’t much of a need for them to sing the songs they did. If my agony, and that of my fellow fans is to be properly assuaged; If I am to be there next season, chanting and pushing the team on to get promotion back to the Premier League, Lee Charnley must go. But I’m not a mackem” said the saviour - “Oh,” says the journalist “Smoggie saves mate from dog” - “But I’m not a Smoggie” says the lad. And Graham Carr should retire and spend the rest of his days watching Billingham Sinfonia in the hopes of finding the next crop of superstars for the French teams who’ve taken our money. Every Sunderland supporter knows what a joke the Magpies really are and so do most people up and down the country.An evil genie captured an Newcastle United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. I don’t mind you living on the fruits of love, but please don’t throw the skins out of the window as THEY ARE CHOKING THE SEAGULLS !

in some cases chants are obviously unacceptable and shouldn’t be tolerated, including racist songs, sexist songs towards females in attendance, those that are directly offensive to individuals, or a controversial political statement. And they’d discover that, since McClaren’s appointment a sensible few have been screaming for his head. If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Newcastle United jokes is for you.

Young’s Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes. It's not exactly a beautiful city, but there are some really impressive views along the Tyne with its succession of bridges at different levels.

Geordie went to the Doctors with a sore bottom and the Doctor suggested that he get his wife to insert a suppository every night !My advice, Sir’, said the doctor, ‘Is to get a black bin liner, and put some rotten vegetables in the bottom of it.

I for one don’t sing those songs but I’m not outraged by them, I just don’t think they are either clever or original, not particularly funny and most importantly it isn’t really related to supporting your own team. We stayed at the Hampton Inn and Suites which is across from the rail station and the tram line from the airport. Mike Feary, from Bedlington: During the Wear Tyne Derby at the Stadium of Light, a 50p piece was thrown onto the pitch during the match,Sunderland’s board are still trying to decide if it was a missile or a takeover bid. John Watson, from Cowgate, Newcastle: What’s the difference between Sunderland and a cocktail stick? Bob Moncur should fall on his sword NOW and admit his backing for McClaren was wrong, and propping up Lee Charnley’s ailing board was worse.

Third time round he was waiting for her with his trousers around his ankles and in a state of acute arousal ! As others have said the jokes mainly come from a very strong and unusual local accent (even by UK standards) and a reputation for hard-partying nightlife.