"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFUCKER" A DIY birthday book, birthday card, rude gift, funny gift: Volume 13 (BETTER THAN A CARD)

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If our greeting cards don’t have you pissing yourself from laughter, then we haven’t done our job right. uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All cards are posted with a bright coloured envelope to match the design and both will arrive inside a brown kraft envelope so you can check your card before giving it to a loved one!Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy. We don’t share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we don’t sell your information to others. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Fill in the book with whatever you feel is appropriate: pictures; best wishes from you and all of the birthday boy’s/girl’s friends; finger paintings; whatever!

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Founded in 2023, we're two guys from Melbourne who couldn't resist spreading our unapologetic, sarcastic humour all over Australia.

These 4 or 5-star reviews represent the opinions of the individuals who posted them and do not reflect the views of Etsy. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. J.DUNCAN’S AUTHOR PAGE This DIY book is just a great, creative, alternative gift card for that friend that has a great sense of humor. Also includes immediate download of 7-track album in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.

Inspired by you, we put the inside jokes, spontaneous phrases, and emotions that spark laughter within your every-day-relationships into the development of these cards. Second class post usually takes two to three working days to be delivered so if you need it quicker, let me know and I'll see what I can do. com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US.Whether it's for a friend, husband or sibling, this funny and sarcastic card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day. I avoid plastic like the plague when it comes to postage so it's tissue paper and recycled brown paper for packaging all the way although I am partial to a sticker.