Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode?

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A friend of mine named Steve (yup, real name, not a nickname, who also was the Best Man at my wedding) had a copy of this book on his coffee table.

Images Donate icon An illustration of a heart shape Donate Ellipses icon An illustration of text ellipses.The metaphysical and intellectual aspects of this book will make you laugh, cry, and ponder the most important questions of life and death itself.

As you might expect, the language, the sentences, and the ideas are all exciting and vividly rendered with an intense musicality. We take pride in offering a wide selection of used books, from classics to hidden gems, ensuring there’s something for every literary palate. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. This is a used book - there is no escaping the fact it has been read by someone else and it will show signs of wear and previous use.D. in theoretical quantum mechanics may find concepts such as "creeper" and "fart" too esoteric in nature to truly comprehend the depth of. We take pride in offering a wide selection of used books, from classics to hidden gems, ensuring there is something for every literary palate. Fart's grammatical genius may seem broken and misspelled to the average viewer, but to a sophisticated Redditor (Wholesome 100) such as myself, it is clear that his writing style will be revolutionary and marks an evolution within the English language similar to Shakespeare's writing during the Elizabethan era. Words cannot describe the literary genius of Wimpy Fart, in his book, "Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode?

A poor condition book can still make a good reading copy but is generally not collectible unless the item is very scarce. Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item. Discover the joy of reading with us, your trusted source for affordable books that do not compromise on quality. In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper.Money Back Guarantee* — Diary of a Farting Minecraft Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he saves a minecraft village from a dangerous attack. All used books might have various degrees of writing, highliting and wear and tear and possibly be an ex-library with the usual stickers and stamps. From the modern geniuses able to comprehend even the most complex Rick and Morty episode to the most uncultured TikTok-watching scum, the sociopolitical commentary and sophistication of this book rival the brilliance of even Plato, Socrates, or Thoreau. The imprint was DC’s home for mature tales that were often horror-themed or otherwise dark in nature.

Well, at the time, young adult/teen literature consisted mainly of RL Stein, Christopher Pike, Beverly Cleary, Judy Blume, and a few other classic Newberry Award winners, but certainly we did not have a Minecraft section to the extent you see it today. I recommend this book to each and every person on this planet we reside upon and believe it should be mandated reading among the members of the societal intelligentsia.To this very day, I lay flabbergasted that a human mind was able to conceptualize such a stunning piece of literature.