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The Afghan striker was a little puzzled by this and summed up the courage to say “Excuse me, Mr. Erik ten Hag, but I speak very good English.” Gareth Bale was booed by Real Madrid fans after holding up a flag with the words ‘Wales. Golf. Madrid. after Wales’s qualification for Euro 2020. The Spurs fan put his cap over one breast, the Watford fan put his cap over the other, and the Gooner put his cap "down below".
When the train came out of the tunnel, Megan Fox and the Spurs fan were sitting as if nothing had happened while the Gunners fan had his hand against his face as if he had been hit hard. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, “Sorry Father, I almost hit that Liverpool fan.” “That’s ok,” replied the priest. “I got him with the door.”The one, the only Pete Price, Liverpool’s Citizen of Honour and greatest radio phone in host ever! The man, the lizard (apparently) has had an incredible 50 year career in entertainment. The natural ability to have any size audience in absolute uproar laughing, Pete travelled the world as a stand up comic after winning 70’s talent show ‘New Faces’. Now he’s either having a rant with us at The Guide Liverpool or hosting his long running Radio City phone in show – with hysterical results. Liverpool pays tribute to Pete’s amazing career here. Freddie Starr
So my friend tells me that when he masturbates, he shouts, Come on, Liverpool! I told him that most wankers do. As for our dear Jurgen Klopp, the man tried to rekindle the magic by throwing Cody Gakpo into the mix and doing the football equivalent of turning Trent Alexander-Arnold into a Swiss Army knife. More assists for Mo Salah, you say? Brilliant! But alas, it was a classic tale of showing up fashionably late to a party that’s already run out of booze. Too little, too late, and too much head scratching for fans wondering if this season will be a Netflix sequel—entertaining but ultimately disappointing.
My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.' Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?" Arsenal Football Club, founded in 1886, is one of the most celebrated football teams in England, boasting a rich history in the Premier League and notable successes in both domestic and international competitions. Based in North London, the club has a passionate global fanbase and is recognized for its distinctive red and white colors, as well as its long-standing rivalry with Tottenham Hotspur. Again we did receive all the replies saying 'your da reads the Echo' (or that your da works for Echo, or that your da sits in the Echo watching ITV all day). So, thanks for those. Hats off to Jürgen Klopp. He’s become a proper scouser, someone the fans can really relate to and hail as one of their own.
All of the sudden Tom Thumb says, "You know, how do I know I'm the world's smallest man? Maybe I'm NOT the world's smallest man". And he got very depressed. The man claimed, “I was officiating this crucial match at Anfield between Liverpool and Manchester United. The score was 0-0 with one minute remaining in the second half when I awarded a penalty against Liverpool at the Kop end.”When the police arrived they needed to examine the body so the policeman lifted the Spurs cap and looked at one breast, then he lifted the Watford cap and examined the other. He then walked away from the body.
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