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290 Bad Jokes & 75 Punderful Puns for the Whole Family Page-a-Day Calendar 2024: The World's Bestselling Jokes Calendar

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The calendar maker was hesitant to include the risqué pictures, but they had to appeal to a “wider” audience. Counting the Days (Calendar Puns)

I dated a girl working at a calendar factory, but it just didn’t work out – she had too many dates!

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Why did Donald Trump continuously decorate the Christmas tree? Because people kept saying “moron” to him!

September was the first calendar month no nfl players were arrested in six years. Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month. Class Treats Interactive Calendar - A mix of individual and whole-class treats for the run-up to Christmas.The vet stated that she would euthanize the dog. But why? the owner demanded. Because he’s heavy, the dogtor said. If you’re looking for more Christmas resources to use with your children, we’ve got you covered. Our wide range of activities, games, and worksheets is bound to contain something that’s right for you and your class.

What do you call an ant that sells medicine from Monday to Friday and helps a farmer on the weekend? Short calendar puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The calendar humour may include short agenda jokes also. The calendar wanted to be a chef, but it couldn’t handle all the spice that comes with the daily grind.Sunday: Greg. Monday: Ian. Tuesday: Greg. Wednesday: Ian. Thursday: Greg. Friday: Ian. Saturday: Greg Christmas Traditions Around the World Blether Stations– Not everyone uses Advent calendars, so why not spark discussion of world cultures using these thought-provoking stations?

May: Springtime. A time for new beginnings, fresh starts, and planting the seeds that will grow into your future. But it’s also a time for lawn care, weeding, and raking—aka, all the not-so-fun parts of gardening. So if you’re looking for a way to add some levity to your May days, we’ve got just the thing: jokes about everyone’s favorite month. There's no better way to start your day than with a good laugh. Here's why you might consider getting a Funny Calendar: Why did the calendar go to school? It wanted to learn some dates. Xtra-Xtra, Read All About It! (Calendar Q&A Puns)

Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies "I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates" Christmas Facts Calendar - Teach your children interesting facts about Christmas traditions every day with this informative calendar.

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