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If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle be a Sweetie & Wipe The seatie! - Cute Bathroom Toilet Home Accessory Gift Plaque

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Why we love it: Okay, so it’s no Shakespearean sonnet, and it doesn’t even rhyme. But this fun little poem does add a humorous touch to the elephant in the room that is the sometimes not-so-pleasant smell. We’re not sure a poem on a bathroom stall will actually make a difference in terms of the aroma, but perhaps the humorous tone of the poem can distract you long enough to forget about the bad odors created by your fellow bathroom users. Just a Lonesome Cry Humor: Going to the bathroom is one of those must-do activities that isn’t exactly entertaining. Humorous bathroom quotes add a little bit of fun to a mundane task. Many of the quotes and poems highlighted here have at least a hint of humor, if not a full-on joke designed to make you laugh out loud. Twist on a classic: Some of the best examples of bathroom poetry take a twist on a classic, whether that’s a certain type of poem, an inspirational quote or an old Irish blessing. These clever sayings get an extra dose of humor because they mimic something serious or inspirational, but with a funny twist. Could someone actually limbo that low? And if so, how in the world is it possible? One piece of advice: don’t take this bathroom quote as a challenge. Being hauled out of a public restroom due to a limbo injury is something you might never live down. Octopus Helper

The quote: “In the days of old, when knights were bold, and toilets weren’t invented, they’d drop their load, by the road, and ride away contented.” Some of the best ideas come about in the bathroom, as these bathroom stall writings clearly show. From inspirational bathroom stall quotes to hilarious bathroom humor, encountering poetry on bathroom stalls is sure to improve your day.Why we love it: This bathroom stall quote is short, sweet and humorous. When applied to life in general, this quote is a solid piece of advice. Don’t force a bad relationship. Don’t force feelings that aren’t really there. Don’t force a career path that just isn’t right for you. Forcing anything in life is usually a bad idea. Why we love it: Anyone who has ever had to clean a bathroom — particularly a public bathroom — can appreciate this clever bathroom stall saying. It doesn’t seem like a warning you should need to give to adults, yet some people do need to hear it. Basically, we love this bathroom quote because it’s a polite way of asking people to not pee all over the place. Why we love it: This quote works best on bathroom stall doors with arrows pointing toward the bottom of the bathroom door. Someone thought long and hard to come up with this clever bathroom stall door decoration. Plus, it’s just plain hilarious. Once you stop giggling, this quote may actually make you start thinking. It truly is the perfect blend of inspirational and funny, suitable for audiences (or bathroom patrons) of all ages. Plus, it leaves you uplifted when all you really intended to do was relieve yourself. Let It Happen Naturally Clever: Have you ever read something and wondered who was clever enough to come up with it? It might not always happen in the bathroom, but it does happen when you come across a particularly clever bathroom poet.

OK, moving on from my sad deep thoughts, this saying is still appropriate in the bathroom, especially with boys! Since boys tend to leave lots of tinkle on the seatie is exactly why I made this Bathroom Printable to share.Bathroom poetry and quotes add a fun little twist to any trip to the bathroom. A little potty humor is the perfect way to turn around a crappy day. Some bathroom wall poetry is so epic it becomes legend and becomes a highlight of any trip to your establishment.

Why we love it: Ah, irony at its best. While “moron” might be a bit harsh, this bathroom wall quote gets the point across. And since the writer is ironically calling himself a moron, we can look past the name-calling. It’s short, clever and a bit humorous. Mutual Satisfaction Portrait: Includes one 18 x 24 (in) 300dpi .jpg printfile. Resize or crop to 4 x 6 (in), 5 x 7 (in), 8 x 10 (in), 8.5 x 11 (in), 11 x 14 (in), 12 x 16 (in), 12 x 18 (in), 13 x 19 (in), 16 x 20 (in), 20 x 24 (in), 18 x 24 (in), 24 x 36 (in), 40 x 50 (cm), 50 x 70 (cm), A5, A4, A3, A2, A1, and more. Why we love it: This fun little twist on the grocery store express lane sign works best above one urinal in the men’s bathroom. Not only is it funny, but it could actually make bathroom traffic flow faster if patrons heed the instructions. Even if they don’t, it gives the men something to laugh about while they wait for a urinal. Help Me So that’s it ladies. End of discussion. The world isn’t fair and I don’t care. Nobody else does either. Tip that. Why we love it: This is another one of those quotes that reads very much like an actual inspirational quote. You may not head to the bathroom for life wisdom, but you’ll definitely gain a little from this quote. While it’s a bit funny, it also has some solid meaning behind it. Life is short, so spend it having fun. Another unique aspect of this bathroom wall quote is the repeated use of the words “life,” “waste” and “time.” Of course, the adult nature of this quote makes it better for a bar or similar adult-only venues. For All Your Bathroom Partition (and Bathroom Stall Poetry) NeedsWhy we love it: This simple little poem brings in elements of humor and does a good job of rhyming. Plus, it’s a relatable conundrum that many people can appreciate. This is one of those examples of bathroom humor that definitely includes a few potty words, but doesn’t come across as too crass or inappropriate. Who Is the Moron?

Sadly, my childhood friend and her mother both have both passed away. So that’s why this simple bathroom saying is dear to my heart, funny how little things can leave such an impression. The quote: “If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.” Leslie Kwoh writes in The Wall Street Journal of the latest trend in passive aggressive note-leaving around the office. The trend is that it's still happening. Yes, people are leaving passive aggressive notes around the office! In fact, this may be one form of communication that has not gone digital, perhaps because it's easier to be anonymous on a sign left in a bathroom than it is to be anonymous even in a subtweet. Kwoh writes, "You find them in every office: anonymous passive-aggressive messages festooning the office fridge, kitchen sink or bathroom stall, accusing fellow workers of crimes against collegiality–such as purloining a can of Sprite, leaving dirty mugs in the office sink or neglecting to flush the toilet."The humor comes in when you apply it to bathroom functions. While it doesn’t come right out and introduce bathroom-related words, that intention is definitely there behind those three short words. Call us immature, but it makes us giggle every time. Don’t Worry About What They Think Refresh your bathroom with this modern farmhouse bathroom wall art printable! Printing your own wall art is an easy and affordable way to decorate fast and keep your home in style. The quote: “If grace can come from Shakespeare’s tales, then I’m sure something can be done about the way this bathroom smells.” What makes a great bathroom stall poem or quote? It really is a mixed bag, but the quotes that make our favorites list all have something unique about them. Some of the key elements of an all-time-great bathroom quote include: We love this one because it’s cute and funny. Plus, it doesn’t actually deface the bathroom stall partition. Don’t Mind the Camera

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