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Barney: a man who periodically turns into a red Incredible Hulk-like monster at the mention of Alan Titchmarsh and during everyday minor frustrations, and causes destruction in a mad rage, followed by embarrassment at what he has done Mr Tourette: a French sign-writer who produces offensive signs bearing no relation to his customers' instructions. This usually culminates in his customer being totally unhappy with the work and Mr Tourette calling them "some kind of cunt" Standard: This service is sent via Royal Mail 48 and aims to deliver between 2-3 working days, although RM advise it can take up to 5 working days.

In 2011, Modern Toss were commissioned by Brighton and Hove Albion FC to produce artwork for their new stadium, the Falmer Stadium, in the West Stand of the ground. [2] Merchandise [ edit ] This article relies excessively on references to primary sources. Please improve this article by adding secondary or tertiary sources.Underground wolf gobbler: a giant semi-human monster that pops up out of the ground and eats things, bears a passing resemblance to Rupert Murdoch (Actually editor Rob Hill's father Bob)

In Autumn 2012 Modern Toss collaborated with Sensei Games [15] in the design of IOS game "Sneezeman:Escape From Planet Sneeze" [16] which has 84 levels and 7 game zones.Prince Edward, Royal Entrepreneur: the prince tries to make money out of anything associated with the royal family, no matter how tasteless Following the TV series Modern Toss produced an animated sitcom Work Experience [2] which was broadcast on E4 in 2008. In 2009 BBC commissioned Chaos Laboratories, a live action, sci-fi themed animation series (with Paul Kaye and Simon Day). [3] The Periodic Table of Swearing android App was released in 2011 [13]. In 2013 The Periodic Table of Swearing became available online in HTML 5 [14]

In June 2018, Modern Toss launched two beers ("Horse Piss" and "Ditch Scooper"), brewed by Goldmark Craft Beers of Arundel. [3] Tag lines [ edit ] Peace & quiet: a man who seeks peace and quiet in his garden, but is plagued by noise from neighbours and others nearbyCheese and Wine: satire of boring 'small talk' made at parties, such as 'I hear Peter's new business is in trouble' meeting with the reply 'Peter's a cunt'