The Best Ever Book of Manchester City Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Did you know a man gets run over by a car in New York City every five minutes? Whoa, he should really get out of the road! RECAP PSG vs Newcastle - Champions League - Live score, team news and updates as Kylian Mbappe slots home injury-time penalty to deny Toon famous and vital win as Tino Livramento is harshly penalised for handball Brazil vs Argentina timeline: How one of world football's fiercest rivalries descended into chaos with fighting between fans and police

That is a load of b******s': Boxing legend Tony Bellew reacts furiously after his team lost a challenge on I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.

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SPORTS AGENDA: Daniel Sturridge set to return as Sky Sports pundit despite LA arrest warrant... while Scott Quinnell irks attendees at England House ahead of World Cup quarter-finals Aaron Ramsdale's dad blasts Mikel Arteta's handling of replacing his 'cup keeper' son with David Raya - and says ex-No 1 has 'lost his smile' Andy Murray 'gutted' after his injury heartache drags on with shoulder problem... as he withdraws from Davis Cup ahead of Novak Djokovic clash

Lionesses Leah Williamson, Mary Earps and Chloe Kelly join Gary Lineker and an array of sporting luminaries at GQ Men of the Year Awards Burglars break into South Africa's rugby HQ and get their hands on the World Cup trophy... but CCTV shows them leaving it to steal whisky and laptopsAt 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house. THE NOTEBOOK: Alexander Isak joins a Newcastle club legend in the history books after scoring at PSG while... The Caribbean connection: Cole Palmer's grandad reveals his family's journey from St Kitts to Manchester