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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

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Dryads are seldom seen, if ever, because they spend thousands of years at a time asleep until something rouses them, but once awake they're so powerful that appealing to their wants and needs is a good way to get an eternally protective ally, and angering them is likely to be the last mistake you'll ever make. The artifact factory of the fallen machine god Udar is another multiple offender, as it creates technomagical "seeds" which forcibly turn all sapients into golem soldiers who in turn proceed to wipe out all organic life.

Break Them by Talking: She does this to the Hero of the Hammer, during their Clash of Fate, as part of her strategy to defeat him. A Day in the Limelight: This being a series with an omniscient narrator, sometimes characters other than the protagonist get the spotlight for a while.

Evil Sounds Raspy: His voice has been described as belonging to someone who "had been eating gravel for breakfast every day for two decades. It wasn't until the Calamity of Monotal happened, however, that it hit critical mass, as the massive resentment and sorrow from the incident itself, combined with the massive abortion of justice that led to the following war, resulted in Teresa becoming completely corrupted by hatred and lies. Coming face to face to meet Boxxy for the first time, whom she deeply admired both personally and professionally thanks to its exploits, was far too much for the poor girl.

The Operators Must Be Crazy: Will adhere to company policy no matter what, and never gives those mortal Warlocks a single inch. Took a Level in Badass: Ranked up to Archfiend when Bob decided he had need of her talents, then later became a Trophy Hoarder after being exposed to Boxxy's memories of sheer greed.For its part, Boxxy considers her the Enemy Within, even though the doppleganger fits it better by enlightened standards. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime!

Defiant to the End: Everybody who knew him at all agrees that even if he did survive falling behind enemy lines, Faehorn was as good as dead since as he wouldn't know the meaning of the word "surrender". Noodle Incident: Audiences are never told of what exactly transpired during Boxxy's drunken rampage, nor exactly what it did to the demonic Overlord Nagnamor during the time it had asserted control over him. Not for the reason you think, since it initially doesn't understand that "large chest" when referring to women meant their breast size; Boxxy thought that they had a large treasure chest or something. Bonus points for the narration noting that he is actively trying to scream, but the slime covering him is preventing him from doing so.Idiot Hero: As a mimic Boxxy had limited intelligence and it took dozens of chapters - and a rank up - just for it to learn to talk in full sentences.

She is then forcibly conscripted to build war machines for the Empire for the next few decades, but Boxxy steals her before that can occur. Surrounded by Idiots: Has been shown to be quite knowledgeable about a wide range of topics, unlike all of the people and demons he has to work with. Technical Virgin: Boxxy encounters a nun of the goddess of truth shown as having enthusiastic anal sex with a man she sort-of introduced as her cousin. When Boxxy gets its second core, it finds out that this was only possible because the God of Chaos overrode a bunch of safeties; normally cores will never absorb more mana than they can safely hold. After being in Boxxy's service for two years, she realizes that she's not actually done a whole lot of that.

A group of four Overlord-level demons, and some of the most powerful creatures to manifest in the mortal world. Easily Forgiven: Can't find it in her heart to hate Boxxy for what it did, and only makes it promise not to try and foist the Core on her a second time. Summoning any of them requires a complex and unique ritual, and they can only remain in the world for minutes at a time, but that alone is more than enough for them to make a lasting impression. Break the Haughty: When Xera is introduced, her intention is to seduce and kill her summoner so she can roam free on the living world.

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