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The Book of Big Excuses

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so I called animal control and I'm staying until they arrive. It's going to be at least a few hours, they said it or at the coffee shop, or at the mall. It even has my passport and wallet inside, it's been a horrible day and I seen someone dangling a baby from an apartment building/hotel room and I'm with the police trying to figure out I went to go ask this lady for directions and I think she thought I was going to rob her, so she pulled out I lost my purse/wallet at ______(location) and I have to cancel and redo all my cards today. I can't come in.

There is a serious investigation on my street and the police warned my family and I not to leave the house. An old enemy is standing in front of my home so I'm going to wait it out, until he leaves because I don't want problems A family member/old friend just had siamese twins so I'm going to visit them at the hospital. I can't come in. One of my friends was beaten up and robbed by some gang members, I can't come into work. I must stay withI can't come into work, I was having breakfast at _______(breakfast restaurant), when I went to the washroom, someone drugged

I must go to my pre-set appointment I completely forgot about, to donate sperm for couples who can't have children. car in an empty parking lot and I'm waiting across the street. (If your not taking that car to work again -say it blew up, My housekeeper stole all my identities, money, and jewellery yesterday and I just realized today. I have to go with the When they ask you what happened, tell them you don't wan't to talk about it and if you talk about it, have a set

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line, including my house, cars, and savings. This is everything I own so I can't miss this meeting, I can't come in. My family friend crashed my car and is very injured on the way to the hospital. I can't come in, I'm taking the day to

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