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Monkey Spanker Black Vibro

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In the Zen zone this is where things start getting a bit nuts. You will be sliding the Monkey Spanker on and off your penis so fast it won’t know what’s going on.

However, once it's all set up correctly it's a brilliantly effective product. With some self-control and switching between having the vibration function on and off it's possible to enjoy the sensations for a considerably long time prior reaching a climax. I've never got on with sleeves, it always seemed like such a faff, slightly creepy and awkward to clean. I only used it a handful of times, and most of those only because I thought I should after spending money on it. The Monkey Spanker is much cheaper, I've used it once and I actually WANT to use it again.

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All I can say is this really surprised me. The quality of the toy is of very high quality and the results the item give are amazing!

The toy provides a tight but comfortable grip around your shaft and you can control the movement yourself, anything form slow and steady to fast and hard. Truly spanking the monkey! We put some lube onto the OH's penis and off we went. I wouldn't recommend putting lube onto the toy first of all. Lube does tend to collect on the silicone part but I just wiped it off. Use some lube with it and the small surface area which grips your penis makes a blowjob even better, if that is possible. I then got the hang of it and my god, it felt good! Soon after I came all over the place! So different to using your hand - it's less effort for more reward, which in my book is worth the money.My boyfriend’s previous masturbation sleeve experience is minimal, but he had mild success with the Maven sleeve. His main qualms about the Maven were twofold: it was cumbersome, and it over-stimulated the head of his penis. He still thought it was decent, though.

We moved on to him holding and operating the toy while I gave some attention to his balls and it was great for me to have my hands/mouth free for some ass play. I really enjoyed being able to see him getting some attention on all of his hot spots at the same time.

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And Please make sure you have plenty of lube as well. I know everyone has said this but I didn't realise how much you would need. This is not a negative comment as I found the more lube you use the better the Monkey Spanker works but really, be prepared. I find fast and hard with plenty of lube provides the best pleasure for myself but everyone will differ. When it arrived I was keen to try it out, who wouldn't be! So I ran upstairs, stripped off and got the lube out. Unlike most male masturbation devices, you don't just put the Monkey Spanker on your penis and move it up and down, you use the Monkey Spanker a bit differently than that. Outstanding! I'll begin with the one negative point. It took me several attempts to correctly insert the batteries into the bullet. It's not made immediately obvious which way around they go and they're not easy to handle. It's quite a fiddle to get it right.

Hmm, the Monkey Spanker certainly feels different to any other sex toy I've tried - and in a good way. For me it took a little getting used to because I had a hard time finding my sweet spot but when you do find it it's a good ride. Ultimately, many of my questions about the Monkey Spankercould, and were, answered thus: “It was hard to tell because there was so little of it on my penis at once.”

In an increasingly contested world, it is crucial that our forces are equipped to meet the threats of the future. Through contracts like these, with the best of some of our homegrown industry, we are continuing to ensure that we replenish and equip our forces, supporting jobs right across the UK.” That said, I still think the Monkey Spanker is a very enjoyable toy that's easy to clean and that I'll definitely use again and again. I'm even wondering whether you could use two at once, one in each hand, one on the shaft and one going over the head. The OH begged me for this product for Christmas so I tried to keep this as a Christmas present but let it slip one day that I already had it so had to put it into good use! I have tried a few Fleshlights and while they did the job there was always something that didn't quite work for me with them. The Monkey Spanker Vibrator is a simple but very effective tool for spanking your monkey. Based on an innovative, patented diaphragm design, the Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube as it wraps around your penis. The super soft stretchy pad is made from a highly specialised medical grade real feel™ material and has been designed to emulate the softness of a woman. Monkey Spankers feel much better than hand or blow jobs and produce very intense and extremely satisfying orgasms only usually the reserve of very loving or extremely hot sex.

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