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BILLY BULLSHIT TALKS BUSINESS: In a nutshell? Billy talks total bullsh*t at work and this book makes sense of it. Kapish?

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that he was a former Marine who had six Purple Hearts and two Silver Stars (which put him up there in Audie Murphy territory). The last time resulted in a bloke having to go off sick, because he'd been saying he was the HEAD chef (tho' only being 20) of an NHS kitchen, until everybody found out he was the least senior member of staff. He had only just met me and said "I'm not being funny but that dress makes you look really fat" I might be carrying a few extra pounds but over the years I've lost 5 stone!

He claimed to have been a joyrider as a teenager, for example, but when he started taking driving lessons we all observed with interest how he seemed to have barely a basic grasp of the workings of a car.If you are a Köehler Books author and are interested in joining this forum, please contact the publisher. Seriously, this wanker said, and I quote: " As a matter of fact, I did the Ali/Frazier Rumble In The Jungle. About 280 people showed up on Christmas Eve; fortunately only 80 or so wanted dinner as the rest had some kind of top secret meeting… I don’t know what it was, I am not in the loop any more. As well as this there were tales of his dog being resurrected after a chocolate suicide, a mystery best friend that needed a hip operation so Wasp Eye doesn’t have to carry him any more, and one of his chickens learning how to open the coop from the inside and ‘taking itself for a walk’. And the bold-as-brass "ohhhhhh, stinging nettles don't have any affect on me" claim was aired again, in a REALLY cocky fashion.

One of the more blatant fake tales came last summer when he claimed to be going to South Africa on holiday for two weeks during the World Cup. She knew he was going to say something rude Ashe started off the sentence with I don't want tobe rude but.

Noises sort of like George from Rainbow gargling that I didn't even know could even ever come out of me. After 30+ years in advertising (an industry which thrives on a steady diet of BS and has more than its fair share of Billy's) I thought I had heard all the bullshit phrases that had ever been uttered. My friend was the gullible type generally, he swore blind he'd seen The Goonies 2 even though no such film was ever produced. He'd been a keyboard player in a rock band and had had the same set up as Rick Wakeman had had in Yes, and that he was an accomplished player and in great demand by lots of other bands, even though we had a piano and he never touched it. He thrust a flyer into my hand and said “If you like bullshit, you really need to come and see this!

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