Naked at Home: An Older Woman/Younger Man Erotic Nudist Adventure (The Nude Living Series Book 1)

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Most of the female nudists were flaunting elaborately bejewelled vajazzles (glittery pubes) or a regulation Brazilian, which resembles a landing strip for a mosquito.

Forget whale watching; my binoculars were on the lookout for Chris Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman et al. Then, just to be really kinky, I fantasised about other people putting their clothes back on as well. And speaking of bottoms, did my sis and I care if ours jiggled and wiggled when we played sunset Frisbee with nearby nudists on our final day? This barefoot lavish spa retreat stretches across 50 eucalyptus-laden acres with scattered luxury private villas overlooking the sea.He’d clearly been inspired by those African tribeswomen who wear rings on their necks to aid elongation. Not wanting to appear prudish, I gritted my teeth, feigned nonchalance, shed my shorts and dive-bombed face down onto my towel in one deft movement — which merely resulted in a grazed nose and a bit of seaweed up my freckle.

Because what a nudist beach teaches you is that there’s only one vital quality for a backside — that you never, ever talk out of it. But whereas muffin tops, thunder thighs, pendulous boobs, flat chests, lumps, bumps and baby marks make beachgoing a torture for mere mortals who are not “beach-body ready”, being naked makes you feel exotic, unique and beautiful in your own way. Especially when pods of dolphins shoot the waves beside you, guaranteeing an endorphin or, rather, endolphin high. And splashing through the surf in the buff is an exhilarating blast of bliss that will stay with you for ever.What makes Byron perfect for your first nudist beach experience is that it’s one of the most laid-back places on the planet. The most important advice to remember on a nudist beach is to slather factor 50 sunscreen on everything; otherwise you’ll soon have a hotter arse than Kim Kardashian. And the male gaze is less laser-like on a nudist beach too, as men find their own anatomy coming under female scrutiny, for a change. On Main beach, you can take yoga and capoeira classes, try fire dancing or consult naturopaths, mediums and healers.